There's definitely a frosty atmosphere here at POWSA Towers following the revelation that, due to my advancing years and ever expanding middle age spread, I will no longer be considered for the role of Elf at this years Christmas Fair.
Apparently my new found "maturity and cuddliness" make me a more suitable candidate for the role of Santa's understudy than his assistant. Which leaves us with a slight problem, who can help the main man at the fair?
The ideal candidate would be someone who is young, funny, caring, considerate, confident, gregarious and likes to dress up in loud clothes, pointy shoes and fun hats. If you have pointy ears that would be considered a bonus but those of us mere mortals with rounded appendages may still apply.
If you know anyone who would be willing to help out, full training will be provided (Open Door, smile, say hello, introduce Santa, smile some more, open door, say goodbye and then repeat).
If any of the Prince of Wales children have an older sibling who you would just love to see dressed as an elf then feel free to ask them if they would be willing to help.
Please don't send us your CV, just stop one of us POWSA people and have a chat, we could really use your help.
Right, that's enough from me for now, I have to practice for my role as understudy............ pass the mince pies Rudolph, no don't worry you can have the carrot,
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